To one's parents When they’re watching TV And one resents. Mother, dear, why the tussle, It's time to end the Monday-morning bustle. And here's the deal, I propose to seal, To spare you a penny for there to be no hustle. The sparkling TV's drab with news, So why don't you retire to the mews? If you stay put, I'll miss my show, Come come, there's the larder to raid and the lawn to mow. To a young child, Who’s having his fun at a park, But you want to have it for free from him. Hello there kid, I won't be so benign Evacuate and you'll be fine! The place’s lovely, no scorching sun, A pleasant treat for everyone!! And I'd be glad to take in the weather fresh, So you'd rather make a move than thresh. Of a teacher, Who nurtured for a year, Perspired without a tear. But who is now a part of the past, In your life who doesn’t last. There's a Ma'am, now a passe...