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Live life!!

Cuckoo in hand, 'Life is a race', said Virus. Dictionary in hand, Rancho said, 'Your college is a pressure-cooker!' How amazing it is that the contrast in our lives is so easily denoted by these two conflicting people and their two conflicting ideologies! Right from when the wheel was first wheeled, to today, when we have launched wheels into space, life has been a race. There's no denying it. Knock Knock. Who's there. Virus. Virus who. The Viru Sahasrabuddhi who said life was a race. Virus was right as long as the scenario were approached the absolute frank way. But Rancho went deeper. He rapped the door and asked, 'Whose race is life?' Now behind the door, Virus answered, 'Ours.' Rancho asked, 'Who runs this race, sir?' Virus, peeved, answered, 'Us!' Rancho enquired, 'And who runs the running of this race, sir?' Virus answered, 'Mr. Chanchad, this word-play is of no consequence. Platform par ch...

O Fair and Lovely and Intelligent Queen

One crimson sky and a foliage deep green, Once held a valuable valuable to preen. This invaluable valuable that turned Miss Muffet's tuft green, Was Such a Fair and Lovely and Intelligent Queen!! Who prided herself on her wonderful voice, And chanted 'incantations' of her marveled poise!! So much that Old  Hubbard of the cupboard was left with no choice, Than to roll-call and pick out one of her autograph boys! This valuable queen had a hand exquisite and deft, And a calculative brain that lent itself to theft. The charming Prince Charming so impressed was left, That retired our Cinderella to the cinders and wept! Von Drake went gaga from a pah to la-la, And broke a Mickey's majestic plane for senorita !! But who knew, our clairvoyant Queen, on preparing pita, Could engineer back the damage like a pinch of asafoetida ?!! 'Eureka! Eureka!' yelped Archimedes of Syracuse, Before our Queen's ingenuity gave him something to muse. Oh, our be...