"No, I don't want to grow up." "Why?" "12 is a wonderful number, isn't it? So rounded, so polished, so complete." "Oh. " "And 13- well, it's unlucky." "That, yes." "So I've decided that I don't want to grow up." "Time will not stand still, will it, Phil?" "It won't." "How do I make it stand still?" "Venture into a fairy tale and take the help of some magic spell. Pray do it. " "When is your birthday, dear?" "On the 5th of April." "Which happens to be..." "Tomorrow." "Ah." "And I am turning 13. " "Okay. " "Your proposition was a fair one, dear. Let me see if there is an alternative to your turning thirteen tomorrow. If there is, well and good; if there isn't, let's see how we can take the change, shall we?" Penelope smiled. "I c...