Lost in intonation and punnified English

"Can you whistle, my dear?"
"Of course. "
"Would you like to perform with us?"
"Sure."
"Ah." (thin smile)" We need a whistler." (masked content)
"I'm sorry. I'm going to South America. "
"Ah."
"And I don't indulge in illegal activities anyway, so it might be out of the question."
"You agreed before, didn't you? I'm quite surprised." (in an expectant tone)
"That is you being polite, isn't it. Well, you have got your facts right. When a man has a job, he can't afford to lose it."
"This is temporary. No worries." (smiling, trifle impatiently)
"Oh, you're in the game, it seems. "
"Nowhere close. I'm a simple man."
"I see. I'm sorry, new as I am, my watch is not favoring me today. Good day."
"That's disappointing. The corporate sector disheartens folk like me. The traditions are lost to technology now! Good day, pal."

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